Came across this: Baked juicy chicken in watermelon
Came across this: Baked juicy chicken in watermelon
by Dr_Triton
42 Comments
Super_Ad1170
That’s a war crime
Sydeburnn
This is vile. I guess it belongs in this sub, but I’d like to never see it again…
TheAngelol
Top 5 I’ve seen in this sub. (Not counting all of the rage bait content obviously)
CallenFields
Yes this belongs here.
insane_social_worker
That’s really bad. Ugh
SnooCapers938
It’s the kind of thing where you think ‘maybe that could work’ and then ‘actually no it’s a disaster’ in quick succession.
Curious_Ad_1513
It’s just chicken boiled in watermelon water.
FatallyFatCat
Just why?
CryptographerSea5595
why
smallestpigever
It’s basically poaching in melon juice which is so weird but also maybe not the worst?? I think I’m just huffing copium rn…
FormingTheVoid
I guess that’s one way to keep it moist…
SmartTransformingAce
I regret having eyes
SophiaRaine69420
Is it….soup?
Traffic_Ham
Not only did they poach it in watermelon juice, but they criminally under seasoned it. Could be interesting with Tajin + Chamoy .
Swagspear69
They do this in East of Eden and it made me wonder if it’s actually good lol
KloiseReiza
I have eaten chicken in pumpkin but with chinese herbs and ingredients to complement. Tbjs looks…. Nasty
neril_7
The chicken is going to finish in the over right? RIGHT?
Salt_Cauliflower_922
Fuck alllllll the way off with that
104848
chicken and watermelon gone wrong 😪
Reasonable_Copy8579
This is vomit inducing. That poor bird died for nothing, its meat is wasted.
PowerfulStrike5664
This sub should be renamed to stupid people cooking awful 💩.
Imissyoudarlin
And now I have seen two reasons someone has baked a watermelon
StarGek_Interceptor
I think Gordon Ramsey might need to bless this with some cold hard facts.
StarGek_Interceptor
teflfornoobs
I’ve been a member of this sub for over a week
And this is one I’d not even try… stupid is a compliment
Rooney_83
I miss the world that existed before I saw this abomination.
Icy_Pay3775
Baby in a placenta?
OnlyOneChainz
That’s hilarious, it looks so crappy
Clamas13dragon
How did you get my ex’s text??
jeffdill2
Obvious stupidity aside, it’s worth pointing out that this isn’t even baked. It’s submerged in heated liquid. It’s boiled.
DangerousCyclone
Someone did this on Hells Kitchen as their signature dish but with a Pumpkin. The guy ended up being a runner up!
cuixhe
Wow, uh… this is… somewhat less than the sum of its parts. Bravo at taking two simple culinary pleasures and making salmonellavomit pudding.
Rodger_Smith
This is either a very white or very black person, no in between
__-gloomy-__
Scary-Personality626
Feels kinda sorta extremely racist.
Strong_Opportunity_1
This is just racism bait.
Coinsworthy
What’s on the hysterectomenu today?
iridescent_187
This is makes me sad
aphelionprime
adc1369
This looks like shit but i think it could work fine with some tweaks. You’re essentially just using the watermelon as a slow cooker type vessel.
But the chicken needs to be seasoned a LOT more. I assume some sweetness off the watermelon juice will hit the chicken, but not that much really. It’s not an overnight marinade. And I would either broil the chicken after or hit it with a torch to crisp the skin. I am curious if you could use some of the juices for a gravy with watermelon flavor? Or would that be disgusting? Probably disgusting, but I’m also not a fan of watermelon in the first place.
It is definitely unnecessary though and there are better and easier ways of cooking chicken.
Cupids-Right-Hand
I’m not even a vegetarian….but a chicken had to die for this, man.
42 Comments
That’s a war crime
This is vile. I guess it belongs in this sub, but I’d like to never see it again…
Top 5 I’ve seen in this sub. (Not counting all of the rage bait content obviously)
Yes this belongs here.
That’s really bad. Ugh
It’s the kind of thing where you think ‘maybe that could work’ and then ‘actually no it’s a disaster’ in quick succession.
It’s just chicken boiled in watermelon water.
Just why?
why
It’s basically poaching in melon juice which is so weird but also maybe not the worst?? I think I’m just huffing copium rn…
I guess that’s one way to keep it moist…
I regret having eyes
Is it….soup?
Not only did they poach it in watermelon juice, but they criminally under seasoned it. Could be interesting with Tajin + Chamoy .
They do this in East of Eden and it made me wonder if it’s actually good lol
I have eaten chicken in pumpkin but with chinese herbs and ingredients to complement. Tbjs looks…. Nasty
The chicken is going to finish in the over right? RIGHT?
Fuck alllllll the way off with that
chicken and watermelon gone wrong 😪
This is vomit inducing. That poor bird died for nothing, its meat is wasted.
This sub should be renamed to stupid people cooking awful 💩.
And now I have seen two reasons someone has baked a watermelon
I think Gordon Ramsey might need to bless this with some cold hard facts.
I’ve been a member of this sub for over a week
And this is one I’d not even try… stupid is a compliment
I miss the world that existed before I saw this abomination.
Baby in a placenta?
That’s hilarious, it looks so crappy
How did you get my ex’s text??
Obvious stupidity aside, it’s worth pointing out that this isn’t even baked. It’s submerged in heated liquid. It’s boiled.
Someone did this on Hells Kitchen as their signature dish but with a Pumpkin. The guy ended up being a runner up!
Wow, uh… this is… somewhat less than the sum of its parts. Bravo at taking two simple culinary pleasures and making salmonellavomit pudding.
This is either a very white or very black person, no in between
Feels kinda sorta extremely racist.
This is just racism bait.
What’s on the hysterectomenu today?
This is makes me sad
This looks like shit but i think it could work fine with some tweaks. You’re essentially just using the watermelon as a slow cooker type vessel.
But the chicken needs to be seasoned a LOT more. I assume some sweetness off the watermelon juice will hit the chicken, but not that much really. It’s not an overnight marinade. And I would either broil the chicken after or hit it with a torch to crisp the skin. I am curious if you could use some of the juices for a gravy with watermelon flavor? Or would that be disgusting? Probably disgusting, but I’m also not a fan of watermelon in the first place.
It is definitely unnecessary though and there are better and easier ways of cooking chicken.
I’m not even a vegetarian….but a chicken had to die for this, man.
An animal died for this.